stupid, so stupid.

Sometimes I drink... and sometimes I get drunk. and SOMETIMES I get so drunk that I drop my iPhone into a toilet. Yeah. That totally happened this weekend. I went to the bathroom and lifted up the seat and somehow threw my phone into the toilet. So now I'm stuck with this shitty HTC Status loaner phone for the next week:

I also say some really weird things when I'm drunk, such as:

"When I laugh, a cloud of penises comes out of my mouth."