L'amour est un feu qui dévore mais l'envie de chier est plus forte encore.

I am now the proud owner of a whole lotta Tupperware. Not only fancy cups that have easy to drink out of lids (below) but old fashioned Tupperware containers that I grew up with. My mom sent me multiple boxes full of the stuff and I am so grateful. 

My grandma also snuck in these old-fashioned ice cream dishes... There are six of each so if anyone wants to come over and have an ice cream party, hit me up. We can break in the living room! No one has used it since we moved in. Let's do this!

Ever since classes started, Katie and I have been creeping all over our French professor's Facebook profile. Each time we get into groups for writing assignments we always try to include his most recent status updates in our answers. A few days ago, he sent out an email on WebCT asking how the class would feel about him making a group on Facebook to communicate in. Then he sent another saying we'd have to friend him to be put into the group and we would discuss it in class the next day. SO. POINT OF THAT STORY: I am now friends with my French professeur on Facebook and it is the single greatest thing I have ever done. Seriously. This guy is hilarious. 

I had such a hard time looking at him with a straight face today after looking through all of his pictures. I also did not feel like doing any of the work he was assigning, so when he'd make me answer a question I sounded like a total asshole. Par exemple, one of the questions was "When was a time that you made a blunder?" and I replied, "I've never made any mistakes. I'm perfect." Also, "What suggestion would you make to someone who isn't fashionable?" My answer? "Buy new clothes, asshole." Of course I didn't say "asshole," but only because I couldn't remember the French word for it. ;) (it's trou du cul) 

In related news... Katie and I are definitely going to study abroad this summer. There's a program that goes to Tours, France, and covers 6-8 language credits. It's only a few thousand dollhairs and I should have resident status by the end of May. So I'm pretty pumped about that. I'm going to get an early start on scholarship and grant applications so that if we go, I'll have everything covered and I can spend my own money on things I desire (food). I believe it is from May 26th to June 22nd. Woop.

As you may recall, for a while I went through a phase where I was absolutely in love with A Very Potter Musical. The people who created it, Starkidpotter, recently came out with a new musical called Starship. It is really funny and I recommend watching it. I've been taking breaks from watching the Secret Life of the American Teenager on Netflix to watch it and it's just fantastic. Nowhere near as great as AVPM/AVPS, but still entertaining. 

Chelsi threw a Quentin Tarantino party for her birthday on Saturday. It was awesome! Chelsi was Bridget von Hammersmark from Inglorious Basterds, Michael was Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction after he shoots Marvin in the face, and I (along with two other girls) came dressed up as Mrs. Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction. 

Welp. That was my week. Redfest (Cobra Starship, Sabi, We Are Scientists) is Friday and the BYU vs. Utah game is Saturday but I think I'm going to lay low this weekend. I really need to study for the four exams I have next week. :( 

I felt some sick need to post something AVPS related before I actually blogged. It's so genius.. especially all of the parts that include Lauren Lopez, the girl who plays Draco. 

Anyway, back to real life. Wednesday was pretty boring. I finished watching Pan's Labyrinth while Rose was at work, then watched The Pianist with her once she got off. But really I have no idea what went on in that movie.. A few weeks ago I had a dream of the two of us sitting in front of a fireplace drinking wine, so that's what we did that night. Except we watched that movie on my TV instead of sitting by a fireplace. Then Derek and Jessie came over aaaaand, long story short, my mom caught us smoking. I'd go through all of the details (which are quite funny) but it's late and I'd rather not talk about my illegality on here. 

It was really nice outside today. Technically, it's 1 am on Friday but when I say 'today' I mean Thursday since I haven't slept yet. Here lately it's been so humid and hot that as soon as you step outside, you're drenched in sweat. But today was warm with a slight breeze, so Rose and I went biking before she had to go to work. Then we went again around 10 pm. I think we biked a total of 8 miles? If it's not hot in the morning, we're going to go during the daytime again, along with at night when I get off work. It's pretty exciting. That's basically all I did today. While Rose was at work, I feel asleep watching Finding Nemo.. yeah, that's all I can remember doing. Haha. 

Warped is Monday. We're leaving town before 6:30 am. As far as I know, my car is now full. I believe it's going to be Derek, Rose, Scott, Dustin, and I now. Christian pawned Dustin off onto my car so his girlfriend and her cousin could fit in his car. I'm cool with it though. The more the merrier! Plus carpooling is always bomb.com for our environment. :) 

avps

Dear Papa,

I am writing to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting its return with your signature on it… But don’t rush it, Daddy, missing out on trips like this allows me more time to write letters to you. 
Yes, things at Hogwarts are going quite swimmingly. I am the most popular boy in school. Why, even Harry Potter likes me. I’m also the darling of every classroom and the favorite of every professor who has any sense.
Most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty. Yes, yes, I admit I was a late bloomer, but you can imagine my pride as I strolled into Charms class and said, “Oh, hello gents, Professor Flitwick, sorry for my tardiness - I was just learning how to use the potty!” Oh, how the children laughed with me in celebration. I like making people laugh. I also like the potty.
I know you haven’t done so all year, but you can feel free to write me anytime.

Hugs and butterfly kisses,
Your Draco

PS: Tell Mama to bugger off.

I'M IN A RAGE

I'M IN A RAAAAGGEEEE

THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN