so basically

Corinne and I have been quarreling all night. It all started when I told her that my farts smelled like the Subway sandwich we had for dinner. I threatened to fart on her side of the room, which resulted in her threatening to plug my butthole. And burn her at the stake. (This is Corinne now). And I think those are two very reasonable threats. Also, Sam is pooping now. Again. For, I think, the 3rd time today. God, that girl produces more poop than a freakin' cow. It's unheard of. It's like she's making up for all of the girls who claim they don't poop. Heads up guys: girls poop. A lot. Especially Sam. She also farts. A lot.

Sam again. FOR THE RECORD, I was not pooping. I did fart (audibly, multiple times), but I did not poop.

Moving on to a less disgusting subject.. My birthday was Friday and I had such a blast. I went to work and received birthday greetings from 40+ kids multiple times throughout the day, ate donuts and cookies, and spent 2 hours outside for recess. Then Dan, Bridget, Dan's friend Scott, Mitch, David, Paul Kim, Stuart, Corinne, Zack, Max, Bottom Joe and I went to Ichiban Sushi for dinner and it was pretty tasty, although quite expensive. After dinner, Stu and I watched Spiderman on HBO and called it a night...

Ahem... ;) I drove Stu, Paul Kim and David to Tooele on Saturday for a drumline competition Mitch's school was competing in. Then we went to Target and I bought a Flip SlideHD and two Sims 3 expansion/stuff packs. I then spent the rest of Saturday night and the majority of Sunday playing the Sims. It's such an addictive game. I had a ton of French homework due today plus an in-class composition but did I study or be productive? Of course not. I was too busy making my Sims get it on in the hot tub.

Also, I started reading a new book last night. It's called Linger by Maggie Stiefvater. For those of you who have been following my blog since the beginning, you may recall this post in which I gushed about how excited I was to get the book when it came out. Yeah.. not that pumped anymore. The main guy character is super whiny and is always writing shitty poetry and lyrics and the main girl character is always talking about how in love with the guy character she is. It's annoying. I'll probably finish it tomorrow at work so I can get back to my Sims. Ha.

rolling in the deep

I have rediscovered my love for Adele.

I haven't had a legit blog post in almost a month. Remember the old days when I used to post every day about how ridiculously exciting my life was? Let's see if I can still do that.

February 13th

Corinne and I went grocery shopping at Smith's. She got a drink from Starbucks, lots of apples and diet mountain dew and a bunch of other food. Whilst shopping, I told Stuart I didn't think things were going to last through the next week. Cue freakout on his part. Later, Paul asked Corinne and I to come to dinner at Chili's with him and Stuart, who surprised me with a huge vase of white lilies. They're still chilling in my room but all but 4 have died because Stu didn't give me the freshening stuff for them. They still smell nice though so it's okay. After dinner, Rose and I had an hour long conversation about what I should do about Stu, then Stu and I had an hour long conversation about what I should do about Stu. Haha. Things were fixed. Corinne and I also had this great conversation:

February 18th

Mitch (Stuart's best friend/gay lover from the Drumline) threw a party at his sister's house for the Drumline. Paul, Stu and I went with this kid Bryan who studies religion. ha. It was surprisingly a lot of fun. Corinne and I thought it would be no fun, as everyone would probably be obnoxious like Paul Kim. We expected lots of "tip," "ti-op," "dis niggggaaa," and dickflops. Turns out, the drumline has some pretty cool kids on it so I had fun. Paul Kim almost died from the 20+ shots he had and Mike would have died if he wouldn't have gone to the hospital. So.. it was fun but everyone had way too much to drink. 

February 19th

Stu, Paul and I went to the Olive Garden for dinner. We didn't make reservations (my fault) so we had a 20 minute wait, in which Paul and I wandered around the block and listened to a man play the bagpipes. It was fun. I had the garlic-herb chicken con broccoli (as always), Stuart got some kind of girly pink drink and Paul devoured a fettuccine alfredo. Then it was snowing and we almost died on the ice at a couple of intersections. We watched Splice, then I fell asleep and the boys watched youtube videos on my computer and Stuart spit a fruit snack on my keyboard and didn't clean it up. 

February 20th

Stuart and I went on our first legit date at The Melting Pot. It was my first time having fondue and I looooved it. It's ridiculously expensive but really tasty. Then we discovered that Trax wasn't running anymore and we had to bum a ride off of Dan. I locked my phone in Dan's car. Stu came over and watched Clash of the Titans while I slept. So romantic, haha.

February 24th

Mitch came to Salt Lake to have Shogun Sushi with Paul, Stu and I. It was our first time going to Shogun in a few weeks. We had gotten into the habit of going every Thursday at 10:30. But then our groups starting getting too big to contain at one table and people started complaining about money so we stopped going. I had a Harajuku roll. yum.

February 25th

Crimson Nights! Our trio plus Max and Zack went to the Union for Crimson Nights. I didn't have much fun, haha. I think its impossible to have a good time at Crimson Nights unless you're completely schwasted. Otherwise its just boring. There was a button making station, cotton candy and pizza, magic tricks by our very own David DeCarolis who keeps deleting me from Facebook, an oxygen bar, a photobooth, and a giant orgy on the dance floor. Hell yeeeuh.
Also, Stuart totally spit his drink all over the table at dinner. It was pretty embarrassing. ;)

February 26th

I took an hour long shower in which I tried to stretch my right ear up to the same size as my left ear.. Didn't go so well. I could only get it about halfway through so its chilling at that size for now. It looks kind of stupid but I don't want to damage my hole. It already looks like shit because I stretched too fast the time before. Corinne is skiing with Bottom Joe, Paul and Stu are playing video games instead of getting haircuts, and I'm sitting in my room listening to Adele and blogging. Such an exciting day. My boss wants me to go with her on a huge group day at 7 tonight but Stu doesn't really want to go.. so I'll probably spend the rest of my Saturday watching Netflix and doing the puzzle of New York City that I finally moved from Stu's room to mine.