it's been a while

My life, since the last time we spoke:
- I moved into a new house and it's awesome and I love it and I'm happy.
- I've made a lot of new friends.
- I've discovered that a lot of people don't like me.*
- I got my nose pierced. I was blackout and have no recollection but hey, that's what happens when you're living a life fueled by alcoholism.
- I booked a trip to Missouri for 10 days in November. I'm stoked. It might get me fired.
- For three weeks prior to the start of school, I was blackout drunk every single day. Starting school (plus a number of other things) made me realize that I might have a problem.
- I got a new car. If we're friends you already know this. If not, IT'S AWESOME.
- I haven't been sleeping very well. Here, look at the bags under my eyes:

ok bai

p.s.: if you missed my face, you can always view it here. YEAH I STILL USE DAILYBOOTH, sorry if you think i'm conceited idccccc

*People always dislike me (how can they not, I'm a giant asshole), but these people have absolutely no reason to not like me. They simply say that they hate me, with nothing to base it off of. It's chill, whateva.

because I FUCKING can

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open. I would close them cause they look nicer that way, but they're impossible to open back up.

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Sometimes, depending on what brand it is.

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Tucked in!

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Absolutely I have. I'm a delinquent.

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
Like is an understatement.

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
No. I don't use coupons.

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A bear. 

8:Do you have freckles?
Oceans.

9:Do you always smile for pictures?
Usually. My face looks unappealing when in poker mode.

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
I have two bathroom related pet peeves: when someone doesn't change the toilet paper roll when it's empty and when someone steps onto the bathmat without drying their feet off first. 

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No.

14:Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Occasionally.

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No, sir.

16:How many people have you slept with this week?
This week? 0. 

17:What size is your bed?
Queen.

18:What is your Song of the week?
Re:Stacks by Bon Iver. I don't know why, I've just needed to hear it.

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
I don't see why not.

20:Do you still watch cartoons?
Duh, of course I do. I'm about to finish the last season of Avatar: The Last Airbender and I'm really sad.

21:Whats your least favorite movie?
Human Centipede Sequence 2.

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
It wouldn't be hidden if I told, would it?

23:What do you drink with dinner?
Tonight I had white wine, yesterday I had water. It depends on what's available.

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don't eat chicken nuggets.

25:What is your favorite food?
Garlic-herb chicken con broccoli. 

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Baby Mama, Juno, Pride and Prejudice, and basically any Johnny Depp movie ever.

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yep!

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I had the body. Currently, no.

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I write letters and notes to Molly all the time.

31:Can you change the oil on a car?
Not by myself.

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
A couple.

33:Ever ran out of gas?
Twice. Once on the way to high school and the other time on the way to Chili's.

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
Anything with bacon and wheat bread from Subway.

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Two petite vanilla bean scones and a venti soy chai from Starbucks.

36:What is your usual bedtime?
Any time between 11pm and 4am unless I have to work in the morning, in which case I usually pass out around 8 or 9pm.

37:Are you lazy?
I wouldn't say I'm lazy, but I'm very prone to procrastination. 

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Cats, rabbits, ghosts, Pikachu. 

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Monkey.

40:How many languages can you speak?
English fluently, French okay-ish, Spanish poorly.

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I used to get Cosmo when I lived in Missouri, not anymore though.

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos.

43:Are you stubborn?
Very.

44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Letterman.

45:Ever watch soap operas?
Only if my grandma won't let me change the channel when I'm at her house.

46:Are you afraid of heights?
Nope.

47:Do you sing in the car?
Loudly.

48:Do you sing in the shower?
Not usually.

49:Do you dance in the car?
All the time.

50:Ever used a gun?
Nope, nor do I want to.

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Senior year of high school?

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No way, I love them.

53:Is Christmas stressful?
More like unpleasant. I don't like being at family gatherings.

54:Ever eat a pierogi?
No, ma'am.

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
Strawberry.

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A veterinarian.

57:Do you believe in ghosts?
No.

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
A few times.

59:Take a vitamin daily?
Nooope.

60:Wear slippers?
No.

61:Wear a bath robe?
No...

62:What do you wear to bed?
Normally a tank top or giant shirt and boxer shorts.

63:First concert?
2005 Vans Warped Tour. I watched My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, and The All-American Rejects.

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target.

65:Nike or Adidas?
Nike.

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos.

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds.

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.

69:Ever take dance lessons?
Definitely not.

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Uhhhh, no...

71:Can you curl your tongue?
Hell yeah.

72:Ever won a spelling bee?
Yep! A couple different ones.

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Absolutely.

74:Own any record albums?
Three.

75:Own a record player?
At my parent's.

76:Regularly burn incense?
Never.

77:Ever been in love?
Once.

78:Who would you like to see in concert?
Fleet Foxes.

79:What was the last concert you saw?
The Shins and Bon Iver. They were on May 28th and 29th, so I consider it a two-day festival for myself.

80:Hot tea or cold tea?
I love both.

81:Tea or coffee?
Tea... but I love coffee, too.

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
...I don't understand the question. Cookies? Sugar, I guess. I don't know what a snickerdoodle is.

83:Can you swim well?
Not at all. I can barely keep myself afloat.

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes.

85:Are you patient?
When I have to be.

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
I honestly don't know.

87:Ever won a contest?
I've won a raffle before, if that counts.

88:Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope.

89:Which are better black or green olives?
They're both disgusting.

90:Can you knit or crochet?
Nooope.

91:Best room for a fireplace?
Living room?

92:Do you want to get married?
I don't know yet. Not really.

93:If married, how long have you been married?
~~~ (where is question 94?!?!!)

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Absolutely not.

96:Do you have kids?
No.

97:Do you want kids?
Eventually, maybe. Only if its a girl though.

98:Whats your favorite color?
Purple.

99:Do you miss anyone right now?
Scott, Christian, Rose... my Missouri babes.

that beep

I like this song a lot. The music video is kind of weird though.

#addicted

Ugh. Dogs in this game are so freaking cute. It makes me want one. But then I remember how big of a handful Kanye is.

All of the children in my house have aged up. Stephen has the girliest face ever so I'm contemplating making him gay. We'd run into the heir dilemma again though so maybe he'll knock up someone and then find a male lover. We'll see!

Charlie's still a weird idiot. He keeps glitching and getting stuck next to one of the apple trees he loves so much. I used 'moveobjects on' to put him in the bathroom but he complained about how he couldn't get to the toilet (directly in front of him) and then peed himself. Awesome.

I reset his Sim and moved houses so hopefully that will make the glitching stop. I also moved Davina and her kids out because they were getting stuck in floors and pissing me off. Here's the last (and only) glimpse you'll probably see of them.

Davina. She's cute(ish) but worthless.

 Saturn and her giant nose.

Neptune, clad in Gryffindor colors. #nerdlyphe

raccoon sighting

Pets is really fun... until your pets get taken away for stupid things like this. Apparently I'm a negligent pet owner because Carl didn't want to socialize with anyone and Fern kept hacking up hairballs. I tried every day for over a week in my game and was never allowed to adopt my pets back. By the time it would let me, they had all been adopted by other people. :( So I had to create a new pet and then force him to live with my household.

Meet Simon.

He's BFFs with Rosalia's son Stephen.

Stephen? What? Rosalia had a child? Here, let me show you an updated version of the family tree.

I couldn't bare to lose the hot Kim genes (Davina was the only child and adopted) so I forced Rosalia to marry and birth a beautiful babe before she became an elder. Stephen doesn't look all that cute but I have hope since his mom was a delicious adult...

Anyway... Rosalia's husband is named Charlie (I think?) and he's kind of weird. He loves gardening and got the want to "Watch a Raccoon" the day I moved houses. (Our old house was glitching and people kept falling through the floors).

I didn't think it'd ever happen but a few days ago I was saw one running toward the garbage can.

LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS. I immediately canceled all of Charlie's actions and made him watch that raccoon.

He was so filled with joy that he wanted to "Pet a Raccoon."

The raccoon was kind of a dick though because it rejected Charlie's advances.

That's Charlie's offended face.